14/02/2018

Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald’s Francise

Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald’s for a franchise. The application is widely […]
14/02/2018

Bush And Blair Admit Mistakes In Iraq; Vow To Continue

Meeting in Washington, Prime Minister Tony Blair and President Bush took to the podium to admit that everything in Iraq has not unfolded as they had […]
14/02/2018

Rumsfeld Appoints Self Retired General; Rushes To Own Defense

Donald Rumsfeld, under fire from a platoon of retired generals who have called for his resignation, went on the offensive by appointing himself a retired general.Accompanied […]
14/02/2018

Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise; Notice Scarcity of Seniors In Marathons

Baby boomers, who exercise more than any generation before them, have been flocking to orthopedic surgeons to tend to their aching tendons and joints.As news of […]
14/02/2018

New Cause of High Blood Pressure Revealed; Expecting Logical Behavior

A new study in The New England Journal Of Medicine reveals that one of the principal causes of high-blood pressure in the contemporary world is logical […]
14/02/2018

Our Baby: The Grape

My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we’re still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of […]
14/02/2018

Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates

An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her […]
14/02/2018

A Bomb For A Bomb And A Rocket For A Rocket; What Hath Terrorism Wrought But A New Code Of Hammurabi

Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, at least, the ones we’ve got at this point in our nascent human […]
14/02/2018

The Power of Humor

What can you do with humor?Sure you can have fun with it—or else why do people pay for the comedy shows and those comedy channels? You […]