14/02/2018

U.S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B.S. Into Fuel

While America is experiencing a gasoline shortage, the nation’s dependence on foreign oil is about to end.A researcher at The Department of Energy, from which breakthrough […]
14/02/2018

Things That Go Bump in the Night

Last night my wife, Nancy, and I were alone in the house. We were just falling asleep when we were startled by a thunderous thump and […]
14/02/2018

Basketball For Short People: Basket To Be Lowered

Since the 1950s, when short but fast players had a chance of making it onto a professional court – such as the legendary Bob Cousy of […]
14/02/2018

Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California

One thing you can say about George Bush, when the man decides to do something, his guiding principle does not appear to be moderation, whether it’s […]
14/02/2018

Field Notes on Country Linguistics

As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, “Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee.” Suzy spoke again. The fact is, […]
14/02/2018

Political Humor: Are You A Dittohead?

Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term “adult beverages” to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked a guide for […]
14/02/2018

Iraq Opens Suicide Bomber Range; Calls It Twice-Blessed Paradise Express

In an effort to reduce the loss of life and limb by suicide bombers, the Iraqi government has opened a suicide bomber range. The government’s intention […]
14/02/2018

Birds of a Feather

Birds of a Feather 1. Which is not a group term for birds? A. Flock B. Flight C. Volery D. Swarm D. Swarm TBD: Various insects […]
14/02/2018

The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script?

First, we learned to say and spell the puppet’s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah’s knee. We have […]